Touch Not My Plantain Tee-Shirt Do my dodo no harm.
Straight out of the Plantain Lifestyle Manual, this tee is more than fashion - it’s a survival statement. “Touch Not My Plantain & Do My Dodo No Harm” is a sacred warning, a lifestyle rule, and a reminder that consent extends to plantain too. For real ones only.
Crafted for lovers of Plantain who understand the value of crispy, golden dodo, this unisex tee features:
- A minimal front print that reads Dodo Gang 2022 (or the year it was made) - in a glow-in-the-dark print for extra vibes - A bold graphic on the back with your new favorite warning label - 100% breathable Nigerian cotton - Made proudly in Nigeria
Whether you’re at a street food festival, linking with the gang, or vibing in your own kitchen—this tee says: I take my plantain seriously.
